Meet the Boss
That baby was her, and the pasport picture is how she look right now today. She is a plain girl . Don't have anything special about herself . You can call her syaza . Her real name's is Nur Syaza Syazwanie binti Arsad. She turn to be older every years on 27 August . Turn the book she HALFUNREAD . Don't care what you all gonna say cause' you are not the one that she want to live in this world . She has meet many marvelous people and each of them has thought she how's life gonna be . Many people tried to bring she's down but she never despair instead she use to that manners . She is friendly but she can be arrogant, misanthropic and ashole person if you give the reason to be . Respect her life and herself as she respect your's .
XOXO
 Universal Stuff
♥ Opened since : 2009
♥ Best view : Mozilla Firefox / Google Chroome
♥ Site owner : Nur Syaza Syazwanie Arsad
♥ Current Site name : Confession of a girl
♥ Current site address : http://stopstandingtheredear.blogspot.com/
Credits
Layout : Min Unnie.
Header : Capital N
Background : Photobucket, Background Labs, FPA.
Photo : Weheartit, Tumblr, Cherrybam, Dollicrave, Devianart, Cutesecret.
Cursor : Cursors-4u.
Blog / text colour : Computer Hope, Color Picker, HTML colour code, Quackit.
Font type : My font, Microsoft typography.
Header : Bestfriendforever.
Favicon : Glitergraphic, Favicon.cc
Blog Website
♥ Shafatin -> http://shafatin.blogspot.com
♥ Syeera -> http://syeraloveyou.blogspot.com
♥ Nasrullah -> http://sweetystories.blogspot.com
♥ Eyra Hafizi -> http://blurrr4evablurr.blogspot.com
♥ Aida -> http://hakmiliksaya.blogspot.com
♥ Noah Darham -> http://noahdarham.blogspot.com
♥ Aida -> http://sayepunyeblog.blogspot.com
♥ Ivaniea Shaffiq -> http://ivaloveecaforever.blogspot.com
♥ Farisya -> http://farishaistheowner-helloandwelcome.blogspot.com
♥ Aisyah Bahar -> http://beawesomeisnothing.blogspot.com
♥ Amy -> http://amykecik94.blogspot.com
♥ Hanis Aliya -> http://hanisaliya.blogspot.com
♥ Tyra Hairom -> http://adeqlaboo.blogspot.com
♥ Ashaa -> http://flipflop-lolipop.blogspot.com
♥ Ben Ashaari -> http://www.benashaari.com
♥ Fatin Hazwani -> http://duniaimpianfatin.blogspot.com
♥ Tia Fatiha -> http://cukupindahhidupini.blogspot.com
♥ Umira Yusof -> http://miraownthis.blogspot.com
♥ Nur Fatimah -> http://iemasigadis.blogspot.com
♥ Lettha -> http://letthaprincess.blogspot.com
♥ Siti Hajar -> http://storysayeawakmereka.blogspot.com
♥ Nazihah Anuar -> http://www.b-blueberry.co.cc
♥ Lyysa Faizureen -> http://www.lyssasecret.com
♥ Nur Husan Syabani -> http://aqupunyekesahbukankau.blogspot.com
♥ Hanis Muhidzir -> http://hanisjasmay.blogspot.com
♥ Nabihah Khairi -> http://nabiyha-lovalife.blogspot.com
♥ Wan Hazel -> http://wanhazel.blogspot.com
♥ Apit -> http://diarykoyak.blogspot.com
♥ Afiq Md Ali -> http://sayaawakdandia.blogspot.com
♥ Aaina Mania -> http://maniastory.blogspot.com
♥ Faqihah Husni -> http://faqihahhusni.blogspot.com
♥ Atherah Redza -> http://erapunyercert.blogspot.com
♥ Nur Atirah -> http://bubumiyagedikk.blogspot.com
♥ Nicole Lim -> http://ilaughandsmileandcry.blogspot.com
♥ Izyan Nazihah -> http://izyanstory.blogspot.com
♥ Azimah -> http://nurazimah99.blogspot.com
F.A.Q
♥ What types of template did you use ?
- I use classic template / blogskin .
♥ When you start ber-blogging ?
- On 2009 I guess, LOL I lost my memory card long time ago so I cannot sure the years and date.
♥ What types of fonts did you use ?
- Times New Roman, Georgia, Verdana, Tahoma, Trebuchet MS.
♥ Why did you pick this colour for your blog ?
- Okay, good question. Because I like it ( simple answer ).
♥ Can you edit my blog ?
- Erk, depends on my mood darl (:
♥ Can I ask you a help ?
- Depends on your ask.
♥ How much day did you take to edit your blog ?
- Well, about a weeks maybe? Hahahaha.
♥ Who teach you to edit your blog ?
- The Mr tutorials and my Mrs brain. The conclusion is I did by myself dear.
♥ Can I stalk yours ?
- Ohh my, don't you have your own identity ?
♥ Did you always update your blog ?
- No, I'm SPM candidate and I don't have time to face the lappy always.
Lawak bahasa Terengganu...sebelum baca praktiskan lidah korang
KISAH AMING GI SEJID (Aming gi masjid)
Ayoh ye kate doh tok bolih ikut. Ye nok ikut gok . Pah tu dalang sejid wat bising. Ye berembah ngan abang dia. Bising Bango. Ayoh dia hok tengah mayang ni nok maroh dok tau ahh. Geletik tangang rasa nok bui penampor sutir. Orang laing kiri kanang dalang sof mok’o rase gitu jugak, mesti dok kusuk semayang. Kalu ye maghi dekat, bulih junga tangang, belang-belang bace fatehoh, mesti kena keppok pale, baru ye bulih dudok diang. Base anok dok rajing mari sejid, ye ingat sejid ning macang padang tepat maing. Ye berembah, ye berembah jugak nge abang dia. Nok buwak gane , budok dua taung , dok tahu ke mende. Orang paka baju melayu nok gi sejid, ye derah-derah gi ambek baju retek dalang robok. Tak dok pioh, ye buke abih sorok dalang rumah cari pioh, bulih ke dia pioh besar, paka jugak, paka jugak walaupung dok lekat di pale. Tengelang separuh dahi napok butir mate je dua butir, kelit-kelit. Ayoh ye kate “Aming doh ayoh gi ahhh, kek gi aming bising, dok dudok diang, kaca orang mayang”. Panda ye jawak “Aminguduk je, Aming diang je, Aming mayang nge ayoh”. Uhh, jawak bukang maing juruh. Ayoh dia pong ajoklah, nok try ,bulih ke dok dia duduk molek-molek mase orang semayang jumaat. Kalu dok ajok kang ye nangis guling hanyar depang mok dia, sapa orang abih mayang. Rohoklah mok dia nok suruh senyap kekgi.
Mase khetbah tu ye start doh, iyah-iyah ye fire ke abang dia. Abang ye senyak je, dok layang. Ayoh ye keling-keling dari jauh, pah tu cerelong ngan wat mulut cettum gitu. Marohlah tu .Ye senyak kejap. Pah tu ye segok-segok pulak abang dia, iyah-iyah, koya jadi ultrameng lawang raksakse. Ayoh ye cerelong lagi, ambek jari tunjuk bubuh dekat nge bibir, wat gerok kiri kanang. Perit meto , takutlah tu konong. Derah-derah ye gi duduk bira abang dia, terkising-kising senyung. Dok dan dua minit ye segok pulak abang dia, maing pogong-pogong pulak, iyah-iyah..
Ayoh dia buat isyarat ke abang dia ,suruh maghi dekat. Ayoh dia bisik “koho teruk adik mung ning, mung ajok adik mung gi blakang, tepat orang buh lipar nung, mung layang ye berembah, kot panda ye ah nok begocoh ke, nak berguling ke, nok teranding di dinding ke.Dok bolih jadi gining, ye kaca orang nok mayang kekgi.” Abang dia ajoklah gi blakang. Ye pong derah-derah ikut.
Amanglah sementor. Bulihlah dengar khetbah molek skit. Tok imang perabih khetbah dia, pas tu sedia nok semayang. Pah takbir je , bace patehoh, eh-eh tubik mari duane dok tahu, ye mari pulok nge abang dia. Duk selit celoh sof. Ye akat takbir jugak pah tu wat mulut bebet-bebet, pecih-pecih, pecih-pecih bunyi, bace mende dok tau. Ekseng je lebih.Mase abang dia sujud ye buwak pulok, tengok molek ngat abang dia sujud, kabat lallu atah blakang wat macang kuda. Keduk-keduk , bising bango. Mase abang dia duduk , ye pelok tekok abang dia , lepah tunju dua tige butir, debih-debih bunying. Gitulah sapa orang abih semayang.
Lepah bagi salang, kiri dan kanang, ayoh dia cerrelong slalu, bulat gete mate dia macang nok sembul , maroh tahap gajah naik minyok. Ye kejut ke mate sembul ayoh dia , Ye lari gi nusuk blakang abang dia, tahu nye saloh sebab ayoh ye pesang benor doh jangang wat bising dalang sejid. Ayoh dia saoung slow-slow “Sape maing masae mayang takdi hahhh ?”. Dalang takut-takut dia jawak “Bukang Aming”. Kebetulang tok imang tengah bace doa lepah mayang, tok makmung pulak jawak rama – rama “Aminggggg”. Ye kejut , watpe semua orang kata Aming. Ayoh dia kate lagi “Sape bising bango main gocoh dalang sejid hahhh” . Tok Imang bace doa .Makmung jawab aminggggg. Ye pucat lesi doh muke, ye jawak “Bukang Amingggggg, bukang Amingggg.. muke paling kiri kanang tengok ke makmung, mintak kasihang belas. Abang dia doh dok tahan suke tengok keaadaang dia hok pucat lesi. Ayoh dia wat lolok tanye lagi “ sape hok maing berembah dalang sejid ahhhh?”. Tok Imang perabih doanya, hok akhir dia kate “Ya Rabbal Alaminnnnnn”, kuat skit dari biase. Makmung-makmung sume pakat perabih amingkan doa tok imang, kate kuat skit dari biase “Amin Ya Rabbal Alamin”. Ye kejut hanyar. Bukang Aming, Bukang Aming, selok ye nangis takutan. Makmung sume tengok ke dia . Derah-derah Ye gi jerba ke ayoh dia. Reboh nungging ayoh dia sapa sellok kaing-kaing. Abang dia dok tahan, suke sampai guling bating depang sof.
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Lawak bahasa Terengganu...sebelum baca praktiskan lidah korang
KISAH AMING GI SEJID (Aming gi masjid)
Ayoh ye kate doh tok bolih ikut. Ye nok ikut gok . Pah tu dalang sejid wat bising. Ye berembah ngan abang dia. Bising Bango. Ayoh dia hok tengah mayang ni nok maroh dok tau ahh. Geletik tangang rasa nok bui penampor sutir. Orang laing kiri kanang dalang sof mok’o rase gitu jugak, mesti dok kusuk semayang. Kalu ye maghi dekat, bulih junga tangang, belang-belang bace fatehoh, mesti kena keppok pale, baru ye bulih dudok diang. Base anok dok rajing mari sejid, ye ingat sejid ning macang padang tepat maing. Ye berembah, ye berembah jugak nge abang dia. Nok buwak gane , budok dua taung , dok tahu ke mende. Orang paka baju melayu nok gi sejid, ye derah-derah gi ambek baju retek dalang robok. Tak dok pioh, ye buke abih sorok dalang rumah cari pioh, bulih ke dia pioh besar, paka jugak, paka jugak walaupung dok lekat di pale. Tengelang separuh dahi napok butir mate je dua butir, kelit-kelit. Ayoh ye kate “Aming doh ayoh gi ahhh, kek gi aming bising, dok dudok diang, kaca orang mayang”. Panda ye jawak “Aminguduk je, Aming diang je, Aming mayang nge ayoh”. Uhh, jawak bukang maing juruh. Ayoh dia pong ajoklah, nok try ,bulih ke dok dia duduk molek-molek mase orang semayang jumaat. Kalu dok ajok kang ye nangis guling hanyar depang mok dia, sapa orang abih mayang. Rohoklah mok dia nok suruh senyap kekgi.
Mase khetbah tu ye start doh, iyah-iyah ye fire ke abang dia. Abang ye senyak je, dok layang. Ayoh ye keling-keling dari jauh, pah tu cerelong ngan wat mulut cettum gitu. Marohlah tu .Ye senyak kejap. Pah tu ye segok-segok pulak abang dia, iyah-iyah, koya jadi ultrameng lawang raksakse. Ayoh ye cerelong lagi, ambek jari tunjuk bubuh dekat nge bibir, wat gerok kiri kanang. Perit meto , takutlah tu konong. Derah-derah ye gi duduk bira abang dia, terkising-kising senyung. Dok dan dua minit ye segok pulak abang dia, maing pogong-pogong pulak, iyah-iyah..
Ayoh dia buat isyarat ke abang dia ,suruh maghi dekat. Ayoh dia bisik “koho teruk adik mung ning, mung ajok adik mung gi blakang, tepat orang buh lipar nung, mung layang ye berembah, kot panda ye ah nok begocoh ke, nak berguling ke, nok teranding di dinding ke.Dok bolih jadi gining, ye kaca orang nok mayang kekgi.” Abang dia ajoklah gi blakang. Ye pong derah-derah ikut.
Amanglah sementor. Bulihlah dengar khetbah molek skit. Tok imang perabih khetbah dia, pas tu sedia nok semayang. Pah takbir je , bace patehoh, eh-eh tubik mari duane dok tahu, ye mari pulok nge abang dia. Duk selit celoh sof. Ye akat takbir jugak pah tu wat mulut bebet-bebet, pecih-pecih, pecih-pecih bunyi, bace mende dok tau. Ekseng je lebih.Mase abang dia sujud ye buwak pulok, tengok molek ngat abang dia sujud, kabat lallu atah blakang wat macang kuda. Keduk-keduk , bising bango. Mase abang dia duduk , ye pelok tekok abang dia , lepah tunju dua tige butir, debih-debih bunying. Gitulah sapa orang abih semayang.
Lepah bagi salang, kiri dan kanang, ayoh dia cerrelong slalu, bulat gete mate dia macang nok sembul , maroh tahap gajah naik minyok. Ye kejut ke mate sembul ayoh dia , Ye lari gi nusuk blakang abang dia, tahu nye saloh sebab ayoh ye pesang benor doh jangang wat bising dalang sejid. Ayoh dia saoung slow-slow “Sape maing masae mayang takdi hahhh ?”. Dalang takut-takut dia jawak “Bukang Aming”. Kebetulang tok imang tengah bace doa lepah mayang, tok makmung pulak jawak rama – rama “Aminggggg”. Ye kejut , watpe semua orang kata Aming. Ayoh dia kate lagi “Sape bising bango main gocoh dalang sejid hahhh” . Tok Imang bace doa .Makmung jawab aminggggg. Ye pucat lesi doh muke, ye jawak “Bukang Amingggggg, bukang Amingggg.. muke paling kiri kanang tengok ke makmung, mintak kasihang belas. Abang dia doh dok tahan suke tengok keaadaang dia hok pucat lesi. Ayoh dia wat lolok tanye lagi “ sape hok maing berembah dalang sejid ahhhh?”. Tok Imang perabih doanya, hok akhir dia kate “Ya Rabbal Alaminnnnnn”, kuat skit dari biase. Makmung-makmung sume pakat perabih amingkan doa tok imang, kate kuat skit dari biase “Amin Ya Rabbal Alamin”. Ye kejut hanyar. Bukang Aming, Bukang Aming, selok ye nangis takutan. Makmung sume tengok ke dia . Derah-derah Ye gi jerba ke ayoh dia. Reboh nungging ayoh dia sapa sellok kaing-kaing. Abang dia dok tahan, suke sampai guling bating depang sof.
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